Writing up some early quick takes and hoping one of my west coast bloggy pals who know my name, email and how to cut and paste a web address will link me up at Jen’s upon the appointed hour. (Use the pic from #2 please.) Otherwise, I’ll be owning that coveted #214 slot Saturday morning.
And what better way to rejoin the cult of CD than with a look at some of my most unusual search result hits to date. Bottom of the barrel post?…yes, definitely so, but funny none the less. If you’re a blogger, leave the weirdest search engine term that brought a reader to your site and the blogger with the strangest term will win a prize.
1. “t shirt of virgin of guadalupe as skeleton with tea cup says tea time”
Does someone actually make and sell this, because I’ll take two…or is that blasphemous?….I meant to burn…I’ll take two to burn. Or is that worse? Why is there not an entry in the Compendium for this?!
2. “taxidermy pencil sharpener”
This also sounded like something I needed so I googled it and to my surprise, I’m the first link listed. Numbers two and three were deer butt electric pencil sharpeners.
Now is when you’ll be glad you have that Amazon Wish List button installed on your browser.
3. “anything you want to fat oily chick”
This is number three because I got three hits from this phrase. THREE. This fat oily chick wants you to take your creepy searching elsewhere.
4. “ginormous pumpkin dropped in pool”
I searched for a pumpkin harness to help you with that, but all I found was this, and apparently it costs $640 in jumbo size. Nobody liked swimming in that pool anyway. Let the algae reclaim it.
5. “everyone for himself in this desert of selfishness which is called life”
Hopefully, this insignificant speck of a blog floating aimlessly amidst the cosmos of the internet brought a happy sneer to your face.
6. “groove shakers music catholic”
Never. gets. old. How’d you wind up on my blog when this is exists? Not ever close.
7. “butt stick out sma”
I’m all for spreading awareness but I draw the line at using my backside to solicit donations.
So now before swinging back to the Diary of Conversions, leave your funniest search result hit in the comments. The prize winner will be selected by a crack team of judges riding a ‘Sunday in Lent’ sugar high. Prize to be determined by scavenging the back seat of my van.