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Written by kmantoan on 04/01/2013

Addie’s Blue Ribbon Science Project

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You can imagine my joy and downright elation when Addie, after stumbling across some of my old Couple to Couple League books and a copy of Gray’s Anatomy, discovered a new method of NFP that is 102% effective and doesn’t involve mucus in any way.

Admittedly, I was a bit skeptical when she presented me with her science fair project entitled “Live Like It’s Always Phase Three!”. However, upon closer examination of her hypothesis and research methods, I immediately saw the merit in her work and quickly disseminated her findings to other families. All  reported back with wonderful results that backed up Addie’s original conclusions. (And upon returning to his car after a recent Knights of Columbus meeting, Tony discovered several anonymous gifts of beer, cigars and steak.)

I hesitated to post anything too soon, but now that we’ve set a date in stone for Addie to present her research at the Pope Paul VI Institute, I feel it’s safe to let the cat out of the bag.

Addie has also agreed to hold seminars to explain her new method, which she currently calls MIY for “Mucus Is Yucky.” Unfortunately, the first five sessions scheduled at our parish filled up almost instantly, and there’s a waiting list approximately 200 names long. Hopefully, after her presentation at the Institute other providers will learn the methods well enough to become teachers. In the mean time,  Addie and Byron are collaborating on a comic book to explain MIY to the Catholic population at large. Watch the blog for updates!

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7 comments

  • Micaela has written: 04/01/2013 at 12:30 am Reply

    MIY! Sign me up! Oh, and I love your new profile pic. You’re quite loquacious today my friend. 😉 And fashionable, I might add.

  • jen has written: 04/01/2013 at 12:46 am Reply

    I agree. Mucus *is* yucky.

  • Kori has written: 04/01/2013 at 8:28 am Reply

    This one be my favorite. MIY forever. So glad you finally found your voice. Great pic – keep setting that bar high!!

  • Colleen Martin has written: 04/01/2013 at 10:35 am Reply

    Happy April Fool’s Day to you too!

  • Christy has written: 04/01/2013 at 12:51 pm Reply

    Thats the best thing I’ve read all day!

  • Mary has written: 04/01/2013 at 4:03 pm Reply

    HAHAHA!! “Live like it’s always Phase Three!” Love it 😀

  • Anna has written: 04/02/2013 at 8:21 am Reply

    haha, I needed a good chuckle this morning.

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