Because Homeschooling is NOT a Living HellHomeschooling . Humor . Photography
Lest I leave you all thinking my life resembles the 5th ring of Dante’s Inferno, I now present you with a brief synopsis of our second day of homeschooling.
Our schoolroom the night before the first day.
I don’t think we need to rehash yesterday.
Now, day two.
By 8 a.m. this morning all the kids decided to start their work early while still clad in their pajamas. This was not my idea, in fact I kept ignoring their requests for help. I explained, through gulps of my coffee, that while they chose to begin school at that hour, I most certainly did not.
So while the first day of school did not go as well as I envisioned, it obviously was not so wretched as to sour them on schooling altogether. As far as I’m concerned, that makes Monday one for the win column!
By four o’clock on day two.
Things got a little messy (I’m still questioning my own judgement on the use of a sensory rice bin) but no more than usual and thankfully, despite more rain, the kitchen stayed dry due to all of Tony’s hard work yesterday.
Throughout the course of the day, nothing extraordinary transpired. And wonder of wonders, Teddy didn’t scream during history! He only sang his version of Bob the Builder while I read, still pausing at all the right moments. (Baaaaaaaaa! Go, go, go, go! Baaaaaaaaa! Go,go,go,go!)
I forgot to play classical music at lunch but I did chase the kids around with leftover crab legs. See, one set of legs looked like a monster hand with a thumb. I kept waving it at them, like it was my hand, and hissing “CRAB LEGS! WATCH OUT!” I considered saving the legs for bedtime,when the sight of them creeping over the edge of Byron’s bunk-bed would result in hilarious consequences, but that might ruin my chances of winning mom of the year, which I easily cinched up after day one of homeschooling.
Dinner was grilled, but it was my evening dance moves that were sizzlin’. Tony and Byron worked on Latin in the schoolroom while I ran in, sang some MC Hammer hits and did an awesome running man. When Tony implied I was “distracting” Byron I ran out singing, “You can’t touch this!”
Yes, things were back to normal. Flush from my sustained exertions, I decided to celebrate with a hot fudge sundae. Bring it on day three!
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