SHEENAZING III: Eye of the Tiger Edition
The Sheenazing Award Nominations are OPEN! Stop reading rightthisveryminute and hop over to Bonnie’s and submit your favorite blogs. I find that ‘This Ain’t the Lyceum’ fits nicely in many of the categories; funniest, coolest, inspiring, smart, best looking…oh wait, does Bonnie mean the blog, or me in my bathrobe?
Since the previous years’ winners cannot win again in the same categories, I don’t feel the need to engage in a smear campaign or organize my SuperPAC. This year, it’s an open playing field, with competitors getting narrowed down until only the creme de la creme remain. It’s like the Olympics without all the randomized drug testing and skin-tight athletic gear. (I mean, unless that’s your WIWS standard.)
Once I realized what was at stake for this round of the Sheenazings, I immediately got into training mode.
This post is best read while listening to Survivor.
Forget a Whole30 or sugar detox, I’m just guzzling PURE PROTEIN.
My mornings are spent stretching and flexing my selfie muscles.

In the afternoon, I start with weightlifting.
Then progress onto cardio.
And finish with some resistance training.

Thankfully, I’ve got Addie as my personal trainer. She’s pushing me to my full potential.

Last year, I didn’t win anything and it’s a pain I haven’t forgotten. I’m resolved to not walk away empty handed this year. SHEENAZING III; it’s on!
This is the best, THE BEST..I love your sense of humor and my personal favorite was “oh you cross fit? How cute”
So glad I procrastinated from the Latin lessons for just a few more minutes to read this. SCREAM!! You just made my day! 🙂
Wow…I actually nominated you BEFORE I read your whole post! Glad I picked funniest blog!
I’m shooting for most under-appreciated…and >justbest lifestyle blogahem< http://www.equippingCatholicfamilies.com... but not holding my breath. No way I can pull MY van with my teeth. kudos! I think you've got this!
Seriously, you are a gift to the world! Love you, your humor, and your amazing self! Voting this afternoon 😉
There should be a category for best post prepping for the Sheenazing awards, because this POST is utterly Sheenazing. 😉
You have my vote!
So can I be your running mate? I’m totally a contender for the “Best Blog by a Non-Papist” category. 🙂
Hilarious! No wonder I voted for you before I even saw this post . 😉
No one else has a chance! Hilarious!