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Written by kmantoan on 01/13/2015

SHEENAZING III: Eye of the Tiger Edition

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The Sheenazing Award Nominations are OPEN! Stop reading rightthisveryminute and hop over to Bonnie’s and submit your favorite blogs. I find that ‘This Ain’t the Lyceum’ fits nicely in many of the categories; funniest, coolest, inspiring, smart, best looking…oh wait, does Bonnie mean the blog, or me in my bathrobe?

Since the previous years’ winners cannot win again in the same categories, I don’t feel the need to engage in a smear campaign or organize my SuperPAC. This year, it’s an open playing field, with competitors getting narrowed down until only the creme de la creme remain. It’s like the Olympics without all the randomized drug testing and skin-tight athletic gear. (I mean, unless that’s your WIWS standard.)

Once I realized what was at stake for this round of the Sheenazings, I immediately got into training mode.

This post is best read while listening to Survivor.

Forget a Whole30 or sugar detox, I’m just guzzling PURE PROTEIN.

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My mornings are spent stretching and flexing my selfie muscles.

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Just pulling my van with my teeth. Oh, you do CrossFit? How cute.

 

In the afternoon, I start with weightlifting.

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Then progress onto cardio.


And finish with some resistance training.

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My funny bone can take it! Feel the burn!!!

 

Thankfully, I’ve got Addie as my personal trainer. She’s pushing me to my full potential.

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“You call that funny? I wrote 500 funnier words for my CCD report!!!”

 

Last year, I didn’t win anything and it’s a pain I haven’t forgotten. I’m resolved to not walk away empty handed this year. SHEENAZING III; it’s on!

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9 comments

  • Kathy@9peas has written: 01/13/2015 at 10:42 am Reply

    This is the best, THE BEST..I love your sense of humor and my personal favorite was “oh you cross fit? How cute”

  • Susan has written: 01/13/2015 at 11:20 am Reply

    So glad I procrastinated from the Latin lessons for just a few more minutes to read this. SCREAM!! You just made my day! 🙂

  • monicaequippingcatholicfamilies has written: 01/13/2015 at 12:06 pm Reply

    Wow…I actually nominated you BEFORE I read your whole post! Glad I picked funniest blog!
    I’m shooting for most under-appreciated…and >justbest lifestyle blogahem< http://www.equippingCatholicfamilies.com... but not holding my breath. No way I can pull MY van with my teeth. kudos! I think you've got this!

  • Amanda has written: 01/13/2015 at 3:01 pm Reply

    Seriously, you are a gift to the world! Love you, your humor, and your amazing self! Voting this afternoon 😉

  • Lisa has written: 01/13/2015 at 4:58 pm Reply

    There should be a category for best post prepping for the Sheenazing awards, because this POST is utterly Sheenazing. 😉

  • sometimesmarthaalwaysmary has written: 01/13/2015 at 8:45 pm Reply

    You have my vote!

  • Jen has written: 01/14/2015 at 1:06 am Reply

    So can I be your running mate? I’m totally a contender for the “Best Blog by a Non-Papist” category. 🙂

  • bobbi @ revolution of love has written: 01/14/2015 at 1:38 am Reply

    Hilarious! No wonder I voted for you before I even saw this post . 😉

  • Rita @ Open Window has written: 01/15/2015 at 11:41 pm Reply

    No one else has a chance! Hilarious!

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