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Written by kmantoan on 01/20/2015

An Unfortunate Leaked Email

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Friends, readers and fellow bloggers, it is with a heavy heart that I must try to explain the content of a private email that was somehow leaked to the Catholic media. I decided before Eye of the Tiber could release their own story, I would try to clarify come “misgivings” those in blogosphere have expressed at my well meaning and perfectly legit email. Below are some screen shots with the necessary clarification

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NOPE

I know many of us haven’t set foot inside a real salon (Cost Cutters does NOT count) since the birth of our first child, but hopefully, we’re all in agreement that this is not how the Catholic blogosphere should be viewed by the world right? I mean, I guess if your husband enjoys you looking like David Bowie, you have to obey his headship but, for the rest of us I didn’t feel like my requests were so out there in regards to hair.

And in matters of faith, I wasn’t being literal.

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NOT NECCESARY

 

And of course I can’t forcibly pin a mantilla to your head. But I can warn you about the dangers of your gorgeous David Bowie locks sending tons of weak men into hell. So, you know, think it over.

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Perfectly groomed and shaped with no plucking or pencil. Aren’t the benefits obvious?

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Seriously, when is the last time you saw Stephanie Nielson posting unflattering pictures? And she has swings in. her. dining. room. What’s you excuse for that disaster you call a living space? Dig the Pledge out from under the sink (no, back there next to the old mouse traps!) for just this week and be sure to share some pictures of your home in a tidy state (before you forget how it looks)!

In conclusion, I regret nothing! GO VOTE! 

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16 comments

  • Angela has written: 01/20/2015 at 7:55 am Reply

    And this is why I voted for you. And if you’re my BFF, you get to visit me in Germany. Just sayin’.

  • bonnieeng has written: 01/20/2015 at 8:20 am Reply

    Hilarious!

  • cajuntexasmom has written: 01/20/2015 at 8:21 am Reply

    Thank goodness I wasn’t nominated. There’s no way I could adhere to these impossible standards!

  • Julie has written: 01/20/2015 at 8:23 am Reply

    You are brilliant! This was perfection!

  • angelique has written: 01/20/2015 at 8:55 am Reply

    What about kids? Should bloggers make sure their children are dressed in stylish matching clothes? Or…clothes? Perhaps stock photos would be the way to go 😉

    • Erin has written: 01/20/2015 at 9:08 am Reply

      Hey, we may be all rocking the pajamas at 2pm when my grandma stops by (who wants to go outside when it’s below zero?) but I make for darn sure we all have real clothes on when Da gets home from work, so we can maintain his fiction that we are actual people.

    • Theresa @ HappyAlmostHomemaker has written: 01/20/2015 at 9:08 am Reply

      What if we just use stock photos of the Von Trapp family? Because it seems like the safest bet. 😉

  • antonina31 has written: 01/20/2015 at 9:44 am Reply

    LMBO! You are incredible! Thanks for yet-another much-needed laugh!

  • eysaint has written: 01/20/2015 at 9:44 am Reply

    Ha! There are a lot of great blogs in the Funniest Blog category, but I think you deserve the win!

  • Micaela @ California to Korea has written: 01/20/2015 at 9:47 am Reply

    HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY MASCARA? Seriously, how did you know?

    Going to vote now. 🙂

  • Nell has written: 01/20/2015 at 11:01 am Reply

    NursinG capE????? Bahahahahahhah!!!!!

  • Ashley Sue has written: 01/20/2015 at 5:27 pm Reply

    Made my day! Thanks for some great laughs!

  • MalloryBrisson has written: 01/21/2015 at 11:43 am Reply

    Um, this is hilarious. I just discovered the Mormon bloggers. While I am addicted to their mommy perfection, this comes much closer to my reality.

  • priest's wife (@byzcathwife) has written: 01/21/2015 at 2:56 pm Reply

    hahahahaha
    This is a joke, right?

    I am thrilled to report that I have AWESOME eyebrows.
    but that is all.

  • Jeannie Redmond has written: 01/23/2015 at 9:23 am Reply

    Voted for you, of course!

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