{WIWS} The Slightly Festive, Slightly Creepy Edition
Humor . What I WoreSung to the tune of Hall and Oats, “Private Eyes”:
“Santa Claus is watching you, he sees your every move.
Santa Claus is watching you,
SANTA CLAUS!
Is stalking you, stalking you, stalking you, STALKING YOU!”
I was just sitting there minding my own business when this plush elf starting getting frisky with me.
And then I stood up to capture my full length shot, and the creeper went right for my ankles. Thankfully, I kicked him into the living room where Teddy tackled him and sat on his head for a while.
Maybe he was just upset at the shrunken head on a stick my mom was displaying in the dining room.
Skirt: Burlington Coat Factory
White Shirt: last relic of my Gap fashion days
Navy Shirt: Old Navy
Tights: (which you can’t see because of my boots and the crazy Santa) are these awesome cranberry tights I got as a gift this Christmas
Boots: Same old, same old.
Santas: My mom’s ginormous collection. Since we didn’t get to visit around Christmas due to Fulton’s illness, she kept her display up for us to see this weekend. The kids loved it and I was only slightly traumatized.
Be sure to ride this crazy train back over to Fine Line and Purple for more fashion and less creepy Santas.
That skirt! Clearly Burlington Coat Factory needs a little more of my business…
Ummm…yeah. They sell cute skirts? Because if that’s true, I’m going to be mad that I haven’t been shopping at the one down the road from me all this time.
It’s pretty hit or miss. Usually my daughters make out okay, but sometimes I go and it’s all Las Vegas strip club chic, and then other times, it’s stuff normal women wear.
Love your face. Priceless. The skit is quite pretty. Love the embroidered detail.
Oh my gosh I can’t stop laughing.
You are too funny. Lovely and hilarious. Great combo!
Awesome skirt! But annoying when creepy stuffed men try to sabotage your photo shoot 😉
This is the best fashion shoot I have ever seen; it has it all. Style, humor… and an underlying eeriness in the spirit of Stephen King or Twilight Zone or Poltergeist, I can’t decide which. P.S.- Your mom’s Christmas Flair is outstanding.
Add me to the skirt coveters. Very pretty! I’ve pretty much banned any decorations that have a face from my house. Too creepy.
My 18 month old would be yelling “DANTA!!! HOHOHO!!!” all over your mom’s house. I’m sure she would love it. You look awesome 🙂
That is EXACTLY what Teddy did the entire time we were visiting. Well, that and trying to grab a ceramic Santa in each hand and have them fight. My mom wasn’t nearly so amused at that.
Skirt win. Santa seems to like it. Rar.
That picture of the headhunter victim is the best. And so is the skirt.