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Written by kmantoan on 01/27/2013

{WIWS} The Slightly Festive, Slightly Creepy Edition

Humor . What I Wore

Sung to the tune of Hall and Oats, “Private Eyes”:

“Santa Claus is watching you, he sees your every move.

Santa Claus is watching you,

SANTA CLAUS!

Is stalking you, stalking you, stalking you, STALKING YOU!”

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I was just sitting there minding my own business when this plush elf starting getting frisky with me.

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And then I stood up to capture my full length shot, and the creeper went right for my ankles. Thankfully, I kicked him into the living room where Teddy tackled him and sat on his head for a while.

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Maybe he was just upset at the shrunken head on a stick my mom was displaying in the dining room.

 

Skirt: Burlington Coat Factory

White Shirt: last relic of my Gap fashion days

Navy Shirt: Old Navy

Tights: (which you can’t see because of my boots and the crazy Santa) are these awesome cranberry tights I got as a gift this Christmas

Boots: Same old, same old.

Santas: My mom’s ginormous collection. Since we didn’t get to visit around Christmas due to Fulton’s illness, she kept her display up for us to see this weekend. ย The kids loved it and I was only slightly traumatized.

Be sure to ride this crazy train back over to Fine Line and Purple for more fashion and less creepy Santas.

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12 comments

  • Dwija Borobia (@HouseUnseen) has written: 01/27/2013 at 10:49 pm Reply

    That skirt! Clearly Burlington Coat Factory needs a little more of my business…

    • Cari Donaldson (@CariDonaldson) has written: 01/28/2013 at 3:32 am Reply

      Ummm…yeah. They sell cute skirts? Because if that’s true, I’m going to be mad that I haven’t been shopping at the one down the road from me all this time.

      • kmantoan has written: 01/28/2013 at 3:06 pm Reply

        It’s pretty hit or miss. Usually my daughters make out okay, but sometimes I go and it’s all Las Vegas strip club chic, and then other times, it’s stuff normal women wear.

  • Mary has written: 01/27/2013 at 11:25 pm Reply

    Love your face. Priceless. The skit is quite pretty. Love the embroidered detail.

  • Andrea has written: 01/28/2013 at 1:01 am Reply

    Oh my gosh I can’t stop laughing.
    You are too funny. Lovely and hilarious. Great combo!

  • Deme has written: 01/28/2013 at 2:10 am Reply

    Awesome skirt! But annoying when creepy stuffed men try to sabotage your photo shoot ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Lee has written: 01/28/2013 at 6:30 am Reply

    This is the best fashion shoot I have ever seen; it has it all. Style, humor… and an underlying eeriness in the spirit of Stephen King or Twilight Zone or Poltergeist, I can’t decide which. P.S.- Your mom’s Christmas Flair is outstanding.

  • betterthaneden has written: 01/28/2013 at 7:27 am Reply

    Add me to the skirt coveters. Very pretty! I’ve pretty much banned any decorations that have a face from my house. Too creepy.

  • Colleen Martin has written: 01/28/2013 at 7:56 am Reply

    My 18 month old would be yelling “DANTA!!! HOHOHO!!!” all over your mom’s house. I’m sure she would love it. You look awesome ๐Ÿ™‚

    • kmantoan has written: 01/28/2013 at 3:08 pm Reply

      That is EXACTLY what Teddy did the entire time we were visiting. Well, that and trying to grab a ceramic Santa in each hand and have them fight. My mom wasn’t nearly so amused at that.

  • Jenna@CallHerHappy has written: 01/28/2013 at 10:04 am Reply

    Skirt win. Santa seems to like it. Rar.

  • Shannon has written: 01/28/2013 at 7:48 pm Reply

    That picture of the headhunter victim is the best. And so is the skirt.

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